I forgot to tell you about when I was growing up. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run out of the house with a big washtub and... hey! something shiny! ... Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking bird. We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball"..... huh, lost my train of thought. Oh YEAH! Not many people know this, but I owned the first radio in Clinton. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. 'A' he'd say. Then 'B'. 'C' would usually follow...be right back...phone. Now...where was I!? Oh yeah! Three wars back we called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage "super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish lunch box." Of course, nobody knew that but me. Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling...and I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips. The following morning I resigned my commission with the coastguard. The next thing I knew there was civil war in Spain...

So I'm bored and watching John Carpenter's Vampires. VERY bad for Carpenter fare. I mean, he cast DANIEL BALDWIN for Christ's sakes. BUT the point is...all these vampire hunters...with all they know...NEVER have their necks covered! I mean, honestly!! How about a Kevlar scarf or something. I'd kill those vampires good!! And with STEPHEN Baldwin! : )

Unicycles are a bitch...hopefully I can get some pictures from last Thursday. 

Clowns make it look so easy.  Then again, they wear alot of makeup

So here I sit listening to Cover of The Rolling Stone and I realized my frisbee has a hole in it. 
So I threw it off the balcony and I'll be damned if the fucking thing didn't come back.  Killed two pigeons in the process too.
THAT is when I realized I only had HALF a frisbee.  AND it wasn't a frisbee at alll...it was a bent stick.  WHICH would make it a boomerang.  It's a good thing I have cat-like reflexes...poor pigeons.  Didn't see it coming.

Everyone say hey to Karen and Becca!!

Have you filled out your census? I'm sure as HELL not going to. Fucking American bullshit.
http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=FOG20060410&articleId=2242

Check this out.
http://www.countmeout.ca/

Upcoming '24' Focuses on Jack Bauer Eating a Sandwich

By Cody James

Hollywood, CA - Fox was uncharacteristically candid this week about the next hour in one of CTU agent Jack Bauer's (Kiefer Sutherland) many harrowing days. In an interview with Variety, executive producer Evan Katz revealed the next hour of this season's 24-hour "day," from 7-8 p.m., would mostly focus on Jack eating a sandwich.

"Many fans remarked how Jack never seems to stop for anything," said Katz. "Since the episode is the proverbial deep breath before the plunge, we decided Jack needed some nourishment."

While Katz declined to get specific, he did share a few moments from the episode. As CTU searches frantically for Marwan and tries to uncover McLennan-Forster's secrets, Jack's SUV power-slides into an In-N-Out Burger in Van Nuys. He jumps out, dashes inside and hurriedly orders a Double-Double with no pickles, fries and a Dr. Pepper.

Naturally, the order goes horribly wrong.

The barely sentient cashier fails to enter Jack's order correctly, so the sandwich arrives with pickles anyway. He then tells Jack that the Dr. Pepper spout is broken. "Listen to me," Jack says, grabbing the cashier by the shirt. "I need you to take the pickles off now. There's no time to explain – you're going to have to trust me."

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Bauer is then forced to choose between Coca-Cola and root beer while the cashier ponders a solution to the pickle crisis.

The balance of the episode is a series of intercuts between the chaos at CTU headquarters and Jack as he eats his sandwich, reads the paper and visits the rest room. As for what Jack does about the soda situation, Katz said, "Jack's a resourceful guy – he'll think of something."

Nothing ruins your day more than having All Out of Love by Air Supply running through your head all day and night!  NOTHING!!!

Maybe if we're lucky they'll come to Hawk Rocks the Park.  God help me I saw The Box, Glass Tiger and ...arghhh....REO Speedwagon there last summer.  : )   For a guy that was a long-haired skid listening to Priest, Maiden, Skid Row and Metallica in the 80's I must say WTF!?!?!?

I'm all out of beer
I drank my last lager
The beer store is closed
I guess I can't bother..

Lyrics copyright Scott Pearson

Oh yeah fellow babies!! Here it is! The CTU ring tone.
Thanks to Mandy for this. What a peach!!! ; )

You KNOW I'm going to be answering my phone "Bauer"

http://www.ccir.ed.ac.uk/~jad/ringtone.html

I'm as excited as a little girl..

I forgot to mention it's Joyce DeWitt's birthday. Yes, Janet Wood from TV's Three's Company.  Was it just me or did she have a 'Joan Jett' thing going on?
Happy birthday you raven haired temptress!!!

hee hee...her last name was "wood"

Wow. 2005 was a tough year. A lot of pop culture names bit it.
http://www3.sympatico.ca/jenoff/obit05.htm

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!  What a night!!  Bobnoxious rocked as usual and their opening band was a womanly foursome named Scarlet Sins.  Bought their CD and got it autographed.  The boys were out last night in full force!  There was even minimal nudity.  lol
Woke up with one HELL of a headache though.  Must have had some bad ice.

So, because there is absolutely nothing else on I watch Dog the Bounty Hunter.
HOW stupid are these criminals that they don't see a gang of people wearing black shirts with DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER on them coming at them?  If I'm hiding out and hear about a mullet wearing, God-fearing Hawaiin mook calling everybody 'brother' looking for me,  I'm getting the hell out of there!!  Idiots.  Seems like easy money to me.

Second...I'm watching LOST.  How many times are these morons going to go chasing some mirage into that jungle.  PEOPLE!!!  You've SEEN how fucked up this is.  Quit chasing these images!!!

Seems pretty simple to me.

On another note...Karen left today without a word so...GOOD LUCK KAREN!  Our thoughts and prayers are with you!!!

Well here we are at Sunday kids. Weekends almost over.
Went out Friday night with the gang from work AGAIN! : )
Had a freaking BLAST!!! Everybody's alot of fun. I REALLY have to invest in a digital camera.
That bastard boss Climie ditched us. The big girl couldn't handle two nights at The Last Drop I guess.
Hope Rebecca made it home okay.

Oh well, time for a beer and countdown until Monday morning. NASCAR is in Martinsville today. May watch that.

Have a happy Manic Monday!!

Not much today. Fighting to get the divorce still. For two people who REALLY want it, you'd think it would be easier than this.

No song about Wednesday. I was going to put up something by the Murderdolls, but then I thought "Fuck it. I'll have another rum".

So...here's another joke. Enjoy

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly Jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news."

"The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays a sound mind."

"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, he hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"

THE best Lynyrd Skynyrd song ever!

Just a little word of advice today. NEVER cook with chicken that's 5 days old. From it's expiry date that is.

But...you already knew that. Didn't you?

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Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street, and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.
The redhead sighed and said, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again!"

The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, "You don't like
getting flowers from your boyfriend?" The redhead said, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?

Well, it was Monday.
Bob Geldoff, when he was singing for The Boomtown Rats asked "Tell Me Why..I Don't Like Mondays". Well Sir Bobby...it's because THEY SUCK! Of course, he was singing about a whole different reason.

On 29 January 1979, 16-year-old Brenda Ann Spencer opened fire on children arriving at Cleveland Elementary School in San Diego from her house across the street, killing two men and wounding eight students and a police officer. Principal Burton Wragg was attempting to rescue children in the line of fire when he was shot and killed, and custodian Mike Suchar was slain attempting to aid Wragg.

Spencer used a rifle her father had given her as a gift. As to what impelled her into this form of murderous madness, she told a reporter,''I don't like Mondays. This livens up the day.''

Read on here: http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/mondays.asp

The only good thing was 24 was on. BUT then again did Jack Bauer survive the end of this weeks episode?

Of course he did faithful viewer.

Well here we go kids. My first attempt at a blog. What's the deal with these photo albums? You can only show 7 pics?

Anyway, check back often. Gonna be hot at the spot with info and happenings out and about in the beautiful town of London.